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Dragon Ball GT Funny Quotes

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Bulma: "He hung up"
Gohan: "Who hung up?"
Bulma: "Some guy complaining about your father for some reason."
Gohan: "Was it someone from a restaurant? We get those calls a lot" DBGT 02

Vegeta: (to trunks when he flew out of his capsule corp window) "Son there's the easy way and then there's the fun way" (he then drags Goten and trunks through the corridor) DBGT 02

Goten: "You do know I have a date tonight"
Vegeta: "Dating is for the weak!"
Goten: "awh"
Trunks: "What about me? I am the president of Capsule Corp"
Vegeta: "Well then consider this a hostile takeover." DBGT 02

Goten: (to Valiece on the phone) "Yeah I know. It sounds like bolonie but I am not making it up it's the truth. What? Look I can barely hear you. If you're gonna yell at me you're going to have to be louder." (Space ship takes off) "You still there. Good! Guess what? Change of plans, my schedule cleared up." DBGT 02

Pan: "Grandpa stop acting so silly. They don't want to give you a shot. There's nothing wrong with you!"
Goku: (up a tree) "I'm not going in there, I hate hospitals!"
Pan: "You're acting like a little baby grandpa. Besides they have food in there"
Goku: "I refuse to eat any nasty hospital food."
Trunks: "But Goku, this planet doesn't have any restaurants, you have to eat here."
Goku: "Then I'll starve to death! Hospital food has sick germs and it tastes bad."
Pan: "This hospital is different"
Goku: "I don't care!" DBGT 24

Giru: "Interesting. Ingoing mass exceeds dimensions of stomach." DBGT 24
Bulma: "hu well well. Don't you look especially handsome today hun?"
Vegeta: "Why thank you"
Bulma: "Notice anything different about Vegeta today Chichi?"
Chichi: "huh. Uhhh"
Vegeta: "I SHAVED MY MOUSTACHE YOU IDIOT! Dahr"
Bulma: "He thinks it should be front page news" DBGT 25

Bulla: "Even though this is the first time you've been shopping with me in a while, we made quite a haul"
Vegeta: "Don't you mean you made quite a haul and I ended up paying for everything."
Bulla: "Yeah but that's what dads are for"
Vegeta: "You're just like your mother." DBGT 27

Kibito Kai: "Look at me. Even though I may be a Kai spirit I'm sneaking around like a petty cat burglar"...
Dende: "Why are you running round here like some petty cat burglar Kibito?" DBGT 37  


Vegeta: "Your power level is pathetic compared to me. On your best day you couldn't fight a cold." DBGT 44.
Super Android 17: "I admire your ability to stand up after that."
Vegeta: "and I admire your ability to die". DBGT 44.

Goku: "You have no idea what I'm capable of now. And what you don't know could hurt you" DBGT 46

Vegeta: "Super Saiyan 5? Are you serious? You really believe I could surpass Kakarott?"
Bulma: "You are the prince of all Saiyans aren't you?"
Vegeta: "Yes I am! Hhh so Kakarott the race isn't over yet is it. The day of the dark horse is coming to an end. The true thorough bred is making his move, to the front of the pack."
Bulma: "what about me? I think I deserve a little recognition. Well If you're a Prince that makes me a Princess right?" (Vegeta looks embarrassed) DBGT 55

Vegeta: (Goku has swallowed the 4 star dragon ball) "Kakarott! Don't be a fool Kakarott! Spit it out!"
Goku: "Don't worry"
Vegeta: "You could have been killed moron" DBGT 61

Goku: "Are you just going to stare at me or are we going to fight?"
Vegeta: "What are you saying you clown. Look at yourself. In that condition you couldn't fight a head cold."
Goku: "Just because I am in my younger form doesn't mean I can't put up a good fight."
Vegeta: "You are so very stupid sometimes!" (grows to shadow Goku as he yells)
Pan: "Grandpa hey! Your forehead, feel it!"
Goku: "My forehead? woh! What's that?" (dragon ball growing out of forehead)
Vegeta: "that's what we've all been wondering."
Goku: "Woah what is that thing? Better be a pimple because I am not going to the hospital. I do not want to get a shot! But it doesn't hurt. Hhehe" DBGT 62.
These are some of the Quotes I have found funny whilst watching the Dragon Ball GT. Enjoy!

I hope they bring a smile to your face.

All characters and quotes are (c) Akira Toriyama
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SSJGOKU10's avatar
They're ok. Wish it was an original work of yours though:)